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Author:Author unknown, Issue: October 1999, Topic: Humour
The Washington Post recently had a contest for readers in which they were asked to supply possible alternate meanings for various words. The following were some winning entries:
<>*<> NEWS FLASH! . . . ALERT! <>*<>
This just in: Microsoft has delayed the release of Windows 2000. It will be released in 1901.
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