On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza place slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a propane filling station: "Tank heaven for little grills."
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