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Live Life To The Fullest

Author: Author Unknown, Issue: July 2001, Topic: Humour

  • Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
  • Birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live.
  • How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
  • I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
  • If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
  • Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
  • If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
  • Don't cry because its over; smile because it happened.
  • We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
  • Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  • Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

<< Famous World Ideologies as Explained by References to Cows | Master Index | Japanese Classes: Fall 2001 >>


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