Author:Author unknown, Issue: September 2000, Topic: Humour

1. Artery = The study of fine paintings
2. Barium = What you do when CPR fails
3. Benign = What you be after you be eight
4. Cesarean Section = A district in Rome
5. Colic = A sheep dog
6. Coma = A punctuation mark
7. Congenital = Friendly
8. Dilate = To live longv
9. Fester = Quicker
10. GI Series = Baseball game between teams of soldiers
11. Grippe = A suitcase
12. Hangnail = A coat hook
13. Medical staff = A doctor's cane
14. Minor operation = Coal digging
15. Morbid = A higher offer
16. Nitrate = Lower than the day rate
17. Node = Was aware of
18. Organic = Church musician
19. Outpatient = Person who has fainted
20. Post-operative = A letter carrier
21. Protein = In favor of young people
22. Secretion = Hiding anything
23. Serology = Study of English knighthood
24. Tablet = A small table
25. Tumor = An extra pair
26. Urine = Opposite of you're out

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