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One-Liner Philosophy

Author:Author unknown, Issue: January 2003, Topic: Humour

  • Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else.
  • The chance that you'll forget something is directly proportional...to...ah...
  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  • I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
  • How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
  • Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.
  • I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
  • All my friends tell me peer pressure is cool.
  • I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
  • 4 out of 5 of the voices in my head tell me to go back to sleep.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

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