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More Humour

Author:Author unknown, Issue: September 1999, Topic: Humour

Bumper stickers:

  • I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I Iet her sleep.
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather - not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • l didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He/she who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • i souport publik edekasion
  • We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
  • 2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
  • There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count & those who can't.
  • If a man speaks in a forest, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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