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New Breeds Of Dogs

Author: Author Unknown, Issue: July 2001, Topic: Humour

The following breeds are not recognized by the American Kennel Club:

  • Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport
  • Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot
  • Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet
  • Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs - a puzzling breed
  • Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso - an abstract dog
  • Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
  • Labrador Retriever + Curly-Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever - the choice of research scientists
  • Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors
  • Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes
  • Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly
  • Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point - owned by ... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
  • Collie + Malamute = Commute - a dog that travels to work
  • Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere - a dog that's true to the end
  • Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu = Oh, never mind ...

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