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One Liner Philosophy

Author:Author unknown, Issue: January 2002, Topic: Humour

  • Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
  • Always borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect to be paid back.
  • Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
  • For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
  • No matter where you go, there you are.
  • Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense and the past perfect.
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  • The definition of an upgrade: take old bugs out, but new ones in.
  • The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • The four stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he plays Santa Claus; he looks like Santa Claus.

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